coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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my father is going to open his messages tomorrow thinking that ive died, but no. it’s just me rambling about the ✨capital gains tax✨


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hey if y'all are looking for a musician to support, might i suggest evan diem? he's on tiktok and makes some suuuuper relatable content, and if you like his content, you'll like his songs. also probably vice versa.

here's his spotify. he just dropped his new album, more to read

the vibes are absolutely immaculate.


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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things delilah has learned this week:

- you will only ever get to choose the music at work on Tuesdays at 5

- you probably should never vape again bc the one hit you were peer pressured to take nearly killed you

- coffee and birth control is integral to your daily routine bc the week you decided to stop both, your employer told you that you need to go back to therapy


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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i asked the white rapper boy if he wanted to go to insomnia cookies tonight when i get off work and i think he maybe took it to mean a date and now idk how to get out of it, but it might mean free cookies, so i'm kind of okay with whatever he thinks about it


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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crownedwithwisteria asked:

Ethylamine!

Ethylamine: What sound do you love?

the laughter of others. real laughter--the kind where you can tell that they are just losing their shit because whatever happened was so funny


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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lina asked:

Ketene and oleum :)

Ketene: What is something you learned in the last week?

i will, in fact, eat sonic for lunch 3 days in a row

Oleum: If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?

oh this is going to get depressing real quick. it's a hot tie between hollywood by jukebox the ghost and autoclave by the mountain goats


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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witchesflower asked:

Bromine, Hexafluoroacetone, and Ketene!

Bromine: What was your favorite food when you were a child?

balsamic pork medallions

Hexafluoroacetone: What do you want to be when you grow up?

a teacher!

Ketene: What is something you learned in the last week?

tik tok lesbians find me attractive and it is the weirdest goddamn feeling in the world


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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i have a drug screen tomorrow (pre-employment) and nothing makes me more anxious than a test that i know i'll pass bc i've never touched a single drug on that 5 panel in my life


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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and the following is on depression


i have eaten 4 large cupcakes in the past two days (normally i can't even finish 1 in 2 days) for the express purpose of making myself feel worse. i am well aware that this is not normal, but in a family where weight loss is a constant topic (and the family history of eating disorders IS NOT a topic), nobody looks at it as anything weird.


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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i am on three hours of sleep, just trying to join the weekly digital marketing call, and my brother has decided that NOW is the best time to watch tv and take up all of the bandwidth in the house


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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i've started putting on a full face of makeup for conference calls and now it's become a habit help


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coffeeandyarn

i very nearly posted a politically-charged tweet on the ar/vr brand twitter and let me tell you i haven't felt that alive in MONTHS

coffeeandyarn

@UnidentifiedBlog commented:
Feeling better then I hope?

Oh absolutely



coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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i very nearly posted a politically-charged tweet on the ar/vr brand twitter and let me tell you i haven't felt that alive in MONTHS


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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hey just to let all of y'all know, @UnidentifiedBlog is a fucking SWEETHEART!!!!

for you, @UnidentifiedBlog : 💖💕💗💓💘💝


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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ya girl got a job at an ar/vr startup, i'm very underqualified for the position, and i'm just a child--idk how to tell the head of data analytics that i can hear his wife better than i can hear him, so whatever explanation of long-tailed keyword analytics he's trying to get across, i CAN NOT understand


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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somebody (in a wlw community i'm in) recently suggested that my attraction to men might just be compulsory heterosexuality and now i think i'll just sit here and try to never be attracted to anybody ever again bc that would just be easier


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coffeeandyarn

Just sent a message meant for my s/o to a guy that I’m friends with, so I’m sufficiently mortified for the next ten years

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@UnidentifiedBlog commented:
a couple days ago my brother sent my husband a text meant for some girl he's with that had a song link and "I listen to this every night and it makes me think of you and cry" it could be worse lmao

this is a good point. he seemed to take it in stride, which is nice



coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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Just sent a message meant for my s/o to a guy that I’m friends with, so I’m sufficiently mortified for the next ten years


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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hey remember when your parent had you risk getting a DUI so they could have a cheeseburger?


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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ya girl might have just landed herself a marketing job (that she isn't qualified for, at all) at a startup


coffeeandyarn(she/her)
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odd story that has to do with the coffee shop I frequent, dirty chai lattes, adult peer pressure (but like, in a fun way), and the fact that I am a mild attention whore. I mention my eating disorder, briefly, but it doesn't dominate the story


so there's this guy at the coffee shop I frequent--isaac. hes nice, and funny, and pays attention to me. for the longest time I attributed that to the fact that I basically pay him to pay attention to me, but recently it's been different. I like to get these dirty chai lattes and he knows about my eating disorder, and he tries to make sure that I eat enough and he always makes me a glass of water after I finish my coffee. the water is nonnegotiable. He is the only consistent friend I've made since moving here.

the owner, Pablo, thinks I should be Isaac's girlfriend. Other people have mentioned it too--from old women who come for a glass of wine, to other employees.

I don't know how I feel about it. He's nice. And god knows I don't get much attention these days from the people I'd like attention from. Especially not the kind of attention I want. I'm leaving town soon, so I suppose it doesn't matter anyway.


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