⭐-If you like space, what do you like about it?
stars!!!!!! i love stars and constellations so much. i wanna go stargazing with spider one day
🏕️-Have you ever been camping?
i was the eldest girl scout in the troop that i joined after i moved. i was very much an older sister figure and all of the girls wanted to be in a tent with me because they knew it would be more fun than being in a tent with one of the adults. it was a fun time and i love those girls so much.
me and my sister (the toddler comedian) were looking at pictures of cats on google images and she was giving them names which included:
I'm not crying you're crying.
how do i know that @smallest-spiderweb should be asleep, you may ask?
because i can't fucking change the time on my fucking laptop
It's only 11 babe
don't "it's only 11 babe" me! sleep is important and i know that you don't really ever get enough.
me (is in chicago and knows that spider should be asleep and honest to god wants to let him sleep but also wants to talk): babe babe babe!!!!!!
spider (is halfway around the world and should be asleep): ?
me: i'm about to get a tripleshot energy drink from starbucks!!!
spider (or what i assume spider does when i say shit like this): *starts wheezing just a little bit because delilah is a bitch who won't take care of herself even when she's directed to by authority figures and/or people who love her*
i wanna spin my own yarn from wool i buy from a local farmer and live in a house with a garden and then sit with Spider on the porch while they crochet and i knit sweaters for our dogs. and cats, though i feel like the dogs would be more receptive to sweater wearing.
i am secretly very excited that people are excited about my s/o's selfies because i get really excited about my s/o's selfies and more people should get excited about selfies.
also waterfall has a disproportionate number of beautiful people.